That the fax machine is switched on. That the ink cartridge has been replaced. And that the paper tray is full.
Im hoping there is a couple already signed and sealed and that they are just keeping us stewing till the end!
I refuse to believe that the fax machine incident was down to us. No other football club in the country is still using one.
Phone rings at Oakwell............ ......................Whitey picks up........ .......................... Paul Conway at the other end says................... ................................ Have we signed anyone yet Dane ....................
Whilst on the subject. There was a 22 year window where a Samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln. Purely theoretical, I have no evidence that either a Samurai or Abe were in possession of a fax machine.