Good work there Mr C. Could be them Chinese bats ate virus infected woodworm. It's all coming together....
On finance we could do an exchange. Would mean repayments of £4378.47 per month for 5 years on your part. I'd probably just drink it.
Antique furniture is surprisingly resistant to Covid actually. Unfortunately it keeps catching it from all the inconsiderate Modern flat pack furniture that refuses to use tablecloths or doilys.