I'll start bidding I'm going for all black with gold trim like an old John Player special race car from 80's
It'll be white with a light blue/dark blue stripe going up on the front from right to left. Like a 20 pack of Embassy Blue. On the back it'll have a pair of wings, and below it'll say "Smoking kills"
Shirt - purple with yellow spots Shorts - yellow with purple spots Socks and shin pads - flesh coloured, to render them invisible
Am expecting a green away strip i was cutting boris johnsons hair other day, he told me to say nothing so i agreed as long as he told no one i cut his hair.