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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    Sorry if this has already been posted on any threads.
    I just thought it was so glaringly obvious it needed pointing out. I am now off to my local superspreader shop so I can get some life extending virus. Perhaps I'll now live to 100 and get a telegram from an institution I dont believe in. Woo hoo!!
    Thanks Boris!
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Jul 21, 2021
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    Chippy red Well-Known Member

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    ?
     
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    Another funny comment from the funniest PM we've ever had. What a lad. :rolleyes:
     
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    One of the grimmest things I've seen through this pandemic is how readily "old people" have been seen to be expendable.
     
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    Surprising really, as that's a key demographic of the Tory voting base.
     
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    DannyWilsonLovechild Well-Known Member

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    This is only a Conservative party in name though.
     
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    Good point.
     
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    wakeyred Well-Known Member

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    It’s the Brexit junta, now polling only 4 points ahead of Labour if you add Lib Dem’s greens and Jimmy Kranky then their is a clear majority to get rid of the super shagger and his caravan of little Englanders.
     
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    How can someone be PM and not understand very basic statistics?
     
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    Egham Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Priti Patel should have got it, she'd have been a hundred million thousand and forty two thousand times better ;)
     
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    wakeyred Well-Known Member

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    I think it’s only very contagious in humans so she’s quite safe.
     
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    Prince of Risborough Well-Known Member

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    What are they then?
     
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    Something infinitely more sinister.
     
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    Absolute C unts.
     
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    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    That was true in the General election as well but out usless voting system gave Coco total power to do what ever he likes
     
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    It is the Brexit "Boris Show" Johnson Party.
     
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    You missed out DePfeffel..... you have to get DePfeffel in there somewhere! ;-)
     
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    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    Non of his supporters would be able to make head or tail of that.
     
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    He could do DE PFEFFEL! as a sort of comedy sneeze. Then he pulls out a hanky that turns into a dove, bit of squirty flower action as well.

    Landslide victory at the next election. Sorted.
     
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    John Peachy Well-Known Member

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    I really couldn't see the general public voting against that. Pure comedy.

    They are now totally divided. Brexit has sneaked through in a small briefcase. The 35 % of country that is supporting him has moved back 50 years, the others haven't.
     
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