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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    #1 shed131, Jul 5, 2021
    In the early hours of this morning , around 330 am....I senced something wasn't right...
    I realised, that the spinning sensation , I was somehow experiencing coupled with the fact that I was floating towards the bedroom window was not me dreaming, but in fact real....
    Then total numbness and bright light....
    On coming round....
    It appears I've been abducted by an alien force and I'm on my way to far off lands in another Galaxy.....must go....not enough charge on my phone.....don't know when I will be back .......
     
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    #2 Marlon, Jul 5, 2021
    show this to your captors they’ll know what it means . Could save your life .

    Brrrrttt chic. Brrrrtttwobk crrrrriyyyy tic wewvvvbbb .
     
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    #3 RedVesp, Jul 5, 2021
    tenor.gif
     
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    #4 Tykeored, Jul 5, 2021
    It’s a good internet connection wherever you are. Beware of the roaming charges though.
     
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    #5 Stephen Dawson, Jul 5, 2021
    How's the ring?
     
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    #6 jedi one, Jul 5, 2021
    if you breakdown give me a ring, my tools are well rusty but i think i can just about remember my way around a warp drive
     
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    #7 Old Goat, Jul 5, 2021
    Could be tricky. All the dilithium crystals are still stuck on container ships in the Suez.
     
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    #8 Jack Tatty, Jul 5, 2021
    Say hi to Emma Sams from us Earthlings.
     
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    #9 Archey, Jul 5, 2021
    Tell us a joke we know
     
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    #10 tingleytyke, Jul 5, 2021
    Another on his way to West Brom.
     
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    #12 Old Goat, Jul 5, 2021
    Video wiped by the Men In Black.
     
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    #13 Lordtyke, Jul 5, 2021
    You leaving on a jet plane...?
     
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    #14 North Yorks Red, Jul 5, 2021
    you been probed yet?
     
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    #15 Hooky feller, Jul 5, 2021
    Nanu nanu.
     
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    #16 Mr C, Jul 5, 2021
    Stop probing.. :rolleyes:
     
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    #17 RedVesp, Jul 5, 2021
    Could be "keep probing.. "
     
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    #18 Tyke_67, Jul 5, 2021
    kinky :)
     
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    #19 jedi one, Jul 5, 2021
    i stocked from a mate in germany before brexit and a couple of reconditioned skirmandizer valves for T.I.E. fighters ( twin ion engines)
     
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    #20 Jack Tatty, Jul 5, 2021
    See.
     
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