If Shane MacGowan and Mo Mowlam had a love child...

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    Julian Broddle's Perm Well-Known Member

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    #1 Julian Broddle's Perm, May 17, 2021
    Would it look like Swansea’s manager, Steve Cooper?
     
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    #2 Jay, May 17, 2021
    I think he looks like a cross between Kryten from Red Dwarf and a bottle opener
     
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    #3 Fonzie, May 17, 2021
    With a sprinkling of Martin Clunes.
     
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    #4 TitusMagee, May 17, 2021
    And Thom Yorke
     
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    #5 mansfield_red, May 17, 2021
    He looks like he could eat an apple through a chain link fence
     
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    #6 Dalestykes, May 17, 2021
    I genuinely can’t stand him, never mind how he looks, but Jesus, he’s good. Done us again, and deservedly. We should have got something from the game but if I were an away fan having just witnessed that performance, I’d be delighted.
     
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    #7 Old Goat, May 17, 2021
    I've seen orcs that were better looking.
     
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    #8 Tyke_67, May 17, 2021
    Only if they'd been chewing a bag of wasps
     
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    #9 Tyketical Masterstroke, May 17, 2021
    He looks like a cross between Dobby the house elf and a dildo. And he’s well got us completely worked out.
     
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    #10 Gegenpresser, May 17, 2021
    I would suggest Steve Ovett crossed with a village idiot.
     
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    #11 mansfield_red, May 17, 2021
    Reading some of the comments you'd think we just played the Brazil 1970 team. We lost and they looked decent enough but we created the better chances.
     
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    #12 Andy Mac, May 17, 2021
    Take the misfit backward kid from every council estate in Britain. Mould them into one and stump them with a question on physics.

    That's Coopers expression to a tee.
     
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    #13 Gordon Owen, May 17, 2021
    Looks like Plug from Beano
     
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    #14 Merde Tete, May 17, 2021
    I was astounded to read the other day that he's only 41 years old! I was convinced that he was at least 55 when they dug him up three years ago.
     
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    #15 TitusMagee, May 17, 2021
    **** me, he's a year older than me. He makes Steve Lamacq look like a model.

    I'm sure there's a sheep walking around in Wales without two front teeth.
     
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    #16 E3Red, May 17, 2021
    I'd listen to Luke Chadwick on Undr the Cosh.

    Horrible this thread, if I'm honest. And it happens every time Steve Cooper comes up.

    Only banter though innit, lads?
     
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    #17 jedi one, May 17, 2021
    come on if you saw him near a school you'd be straight on the blower
     
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    #18 E3Red, May 18, 2021
    So funny. What a zinger. I bet that felt good.

    You should seriously consider pitching some ideas to comedy impresarios.
     
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    #19 thetykester, May 18, 2021
    I also think think this is a horrible thread :(
     
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    #20 SamBfC90, May 18, 2021
    Yeah, bit weird this thread...
     
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