Who would you have a go on but not tell your mates?

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    #201 Old Goat, May 24, 2020
    In a candid interview Patel said, "I've just had amazing sex with @portsmouth tyke. It went on for over two hundred and twenty, forty five hundred, seventeen forty thousand hours".
     
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    #202 portsmouth tyke, May 24, 2020
    I would let her off if she only got confused once, if she was like the abacus then I would wipe my cok on the curtains and be out of there
     
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    #203 Gordon Owen, Apr 14, 2021
    Princess Anne in her 20s.
     
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    #204 SouthCoastTyke, Apr 14, 2021
    Salam Hayek, and I’d definitely tell all my mates about it :D
     
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    #205 oldschooltyke, Apr 14, 2021
    Nicola Sturgeon and I defo wouldn't be bragging about that one to my mates. Think she'd put me in the naughty corner and make me do it again if I did it wrong. Although my first love has always been Janette Krankie, can't beat the real thing lol.
     
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    #206 Del Rosso, Apr 14, 2021
    Jan Molby
    Sorry wrong thread
     
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    #207 Merde Tete, Apr 14, 2021
    The real one or the fake version on The Crown? I'd definitely take the fake Lady Di over the real one. And the fake Queen (Claire Foy version).
     
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    #208 Merde Tete, Apr 14, 2021
    Susanna Hoffs is pretty awesome for a 62 year old, but I reckon I'd probably struggle to keep that conquest to myself. My wife's sister is pretty hot, but that one would definitely have to be kept under wraps for obvious reasons (just to be clear, this is purely hypothetical and I'd never do such a thing!).
     
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    #209 Gordon Owen, Apr 14, 2021
    Real un
     
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    #210 Redrascal, Apr 14, 2021
    Tha must be knocking on lol
     
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    #211 troff, Apr 14, 2021
    This thread hasn’t aged that well.

    Unlike Carol Kirkwood.
     
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    #212 Dillydilly, Apr 15, 2021
    Who's receiving
     
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    #213 Dillydilly, Apr 15, 2021
    Shannyn Sossamon
    Emily Blunt
     
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    #214 Mr Badger, Apr 15, 2021
    Mary Ann Ochota.
    I imagine her teeth nibbling me all over.
     
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    #215 BreweryStander, Apr 15, 2021
    Natasha Khan (Bat for Lashes).
     
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    #216 Merde Tete, Apr 15, 2021
    I just did a Google search about this and nothing came up!
     
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    #217 Stephen Dawson, Apr 15, 2021
    You wouldn't want to follow through.
     
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    #218 Old Goat, Apr 15, 2021
    Anything to do with Bramall Lane is off limits.
     
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    #219 Gordon Owen, Apr 15, 2021
    Wonder how many folk have googled some of these names...
     
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    #220 Julian Broddle's Perm, Apr 15, 2021
    ...followed by the word ‘topless’.

    Actually, Nicola Sturgeon’s name featured in this thread. The thought of her topless has just ruined my tea!! Bet she has sprigs of thistle instead of boobies.
     
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