Message to all you new posters

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  1. KamikazeCo-Pilot

    KamikazeCo-Pilot Well-Known Member

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    A bit of advice.

    1 Beware of posting anything on any politics thread unless you have a thick skin

    2. Anybody who says 'Some of my best mates are black blokes' is probably racist.

    3. Anybody who uses capital letters a lot and intersperses their post with 'FOOOKING' whilst also claiming to be another new member is probably best avoided.

    4. If you can't spell or don't check your predictive text properly you can expect to be chastised and humiliated by the thousands of grammar checkers employed by the site.

    5. I am always correct and my views are the most important

    6. There are experts on this site ranging from horse-racing and computing to legal affairs through to disc-jockeying, financial services and many others. It is strange however that with so many of these 'experts' there is a dearth of millionaires on the forum.

    7. When Barnsley win the standard response on here will either be 'Best team/manager in my lifetime' or 'I'm gettin pissed out my head nar' (or a combination of both)

    8.When Barnsley lose the typical response on here is usually 'player x is crap', 'the manager has no plan B', 'this is all the board's fault' or 'I'm gettin pissed out my head nar' (or a combination of any of these)

    9. If any of you need further advice refer to point 5.
     
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  2. Gravy Chips

    Gravy Chips Well-Known Member

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    Politics? On the BBS? Never seen any
     
  3. Mis

    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    1b. NEVER admit to voting Conservative or for Brexit. The vultures will start circling.
     
  4. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Looking forward to new blood getting involved in Brexit topics as they are always a laugh :D
     
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  5. Mis

    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    No. They really aren't.
     
  6. tosh

    tosh Well-Known Member

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    Player X as always been crap and as for plan B it's 2nd rate thats why it's plan B
     
  7. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

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    Wrong way around, the Vultures are the Tory and Brexit voters
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    1c. if tha votes conservative. Tha can fcku reight off. :)
     
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    dartonpete Well-Known Member

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    1d. Any facts about the benefit's of brexit can be made up without any proof but criticism of brexit requires forensic examination.
     
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    Archey Well-Known Member

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  11. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Sexual Advice sadly lacking from your list.
     
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    orsenkaht Well-Known Member

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    10. If you need sexual advice of any kind do not on any account open a post issued by Terry Nutkins! :D
     
  13. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I'm rather offended by that. :)
     
  14. Harry Hough

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    And remember, Ronnie Glavin is, was and forever will be the only true God!
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    You forgot "They don't want to go up "......
     
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    Sheffield Wednesday was going to have the same sponsor but they ran out of As.
     

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