I can see the floodlights. The wind is unbelievable. Just been outside doing that thing with your coat where you turn it inside out and take it above your head in your arms to turn it into a sail. It was magic, I almost got horizontal. I'm 50 soon but it was a right laugh. No idea how they played football in this.
If you've got one of those wing suits that base jumpers use knocking around, you'll definitely be able to take off. I'm guessing that you don't have one of those suits though, which is a massive pity.
I've got about 46 coats. All of them are for posing and looking gay and none of them are for outdoor adventures.
If you ever intend to visit Russia you'll definitely need to invest in a more functional and less gay coat, even if its primary purpose isn't to protect you from the elements.
I want to know what a gay coat looks like. I can’t sleep due to the rain, so i reckon it's time to educate myself.
To be fair fired, there's nothing to be wiser about. I'm just being silly. Merde suggested there would be more fun to be had playing in the wind with one of those base jumper suits. And I responded by saying I'm not a particularly outdoorsy sort of person who would have one of those. I'm more likely to have a coat that would be suitable for going to the pub rather than flying through the air.
