Pigs.

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  1. Bak

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    A perjorative nickname for the police.
     
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    people in grass skirts?
     
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    I once got attacked by a herd of pigs, while walking the Pennine Way near Lambley.
     
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    OMG that is scary, did you outrun them
     
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    Nope, I threatened them with the police, and they ran away immediately.

    It later emerged that they thought I'd said "Pulis".
     
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    ha ha, quality work
     
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    Thank you, couldn't resist it :D
     
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    Pmsl

    9 FACTS ABOUT PIGS


    What do you know about these remarkable animals?

    • Pigs are smart! Their intelligence is higher than a dog's, and some primates
    • In their natural state, pigs are very clean animals. They keep their toilets far from their living or feeding areas.
    • They are much more tolerant of colder temperatures than heat. Pigs have no sweat glands so they can't sweat. This is why they enjoy being in mud to keep themselves cool.
    • When they are trained piglets can learn their names at just two to three weeks old. They can learn to respond when called and learn tricks faster than dogs.
    • Pigs use grunts to communicate with each other. The grunts made by pigs vary depending on the pig's personality and can convey important information about the welfare of this highly social species¹.
    • Pigs have excellent memories. They can remember things for years and can recognize and remember objects!
    • Newborn piglets learn to respond to their mothers’ voices, and mother pigs communicate with their babies through grunts while nursing. Scientific research has found that piglets have a certain teat order and each piglet has its own teat to suckle from.
    • Pigs like to get massages, enjoy scratching themselves on trees, relaxing while listening to music, and playing with enrichment toys
    • Pigs are incredibly social. They form close bonds with each other and other animals. To keep warm, pigs may cuddle up with one another.
     
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    Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs...?

     
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    feeling guilty about my bacon sarnie now
     
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    Well represented musically too.
     
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    can you add number 10 they are tasty
     
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    they're tasty, tasty, very very tasty! They're very tasty! :D:D:D
     
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    Number 11
    They're going down
    Both of them:D:D:D
     
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    I need to stop telling people I’m sweating like a pig.
     
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    It's sweating like a horse ( unless you're on about certain fans 2- 0 up against Luton or 1 -1 against Rotherham!)
     
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    I've always said sweating like a pig, so had to check. The answer is to do with pig iron, not pigs :)

    https://www.historynet.com/sweating-like-pig-come.htm
     
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    Number 12.
    They are delusional and are possessed of a grandeur way beyond their actual status.
    Number 13.
    Their inability to pronounce words beginning with "th".
     

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