Wanking left handed

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  1. S.M.

    S.M. Well-Known Member

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    Finally mastered it.

    #lockdownlife
     
    S.M., Feb 27, 2021
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    I'm on to bigger things . Im trying to touch my c0ck with my nose. Succeded the mouth on day 1
     
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    over to you S.D. !
     
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    Try sitting on your hand for 10 mins before, like someone else is doing it.
     
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    Try using your feet, then you know
     
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    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    I await Terry Nutkins to enter the discussion :D:D:D
     
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    Not bad considering you are actually left handed.
     
    pompey_red, Feb 27, 2021
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    welcome home son
     
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    If you sit on your cöck until that goes numb, it feels like you are wánking someone else off.
     
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    I once saw a chimp do that at Belle Vue zoo.
     
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    If you sit on your cöck until that goes numb, and then **** someone off it feels like you’re wanking someone off.

    Highly recommended
     
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    so are you announcing that you are complete w a n k e r ?

    :p:D:p
     
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    What about w@nking with both hands at the same time.....or is that just bragging ? :)
     
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    This is the content that I'm here for.
     
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    FYI, when I want to stop myself on the vinegar stroke, I think of you.

    Only joking...haha...
     
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    depends if you own a horse or not.
     
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    Have you tried walking on the right hand side, must surely be safer going against the traffic o_O
     
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    I ***** left handed in the shower. It's amazing. Try not to get any soap down your Japs eye and make sure your jizz is cleaned up.
     
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    Try sucking your own co ck - Bill Hicks tells you how!
     
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    Why would anyone brag about having small hands?
     
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