errm yes cribbage is a tricky game to fake at innit. Fives and threes are easier to fake mebbe try that.
I think I’ve seen a few instructional videos on this topic.....let me see if I can dig them out for you.
it is a statistical fact that if one has a particularly itchy ring piece during the day there will be rice pudding for tea.
Just googled it. I'd say "Dont'" but totally each to their own! Take a breath lad! Obvs very naiive!!!
I’m fairly sure it’s a simple No. there’s an old saying I’d try owt once, except buggary or voting Tory.
It depends where you went for it doing. If it was at a hospital, there's 75% chance they were a doctor. If it was anywhere else (a multi story car park/a KwikFit/ McDonald's drive thru etc), there's only a 10% chance it was administered by a doctor. Source: Pornhub
A lad I used to work with was into pegging. His wife told us after a few drinks after work one evening . He was mortified that she was giving us the long and short of it all. Coincidentally, that was the same night England lost to Iceland in Euro 2016, so I couldn't look at the lad from work, or Wayne Rooney, in the same way ever again.
I’m in the privileged position where I’ve never had to go to the Drs for my prostate checked, I’ve got a friend of the family (that I grew up calling uncle), he assures me that it’s the exact same procedure. Bend over, drop your trousers, look back over my shoulder at him with my finger in my mouth while asking him who’s my daddy. Saves all the queuing at the Drs.