I wonder if our new signing has ever seen snow before

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board' started by imer red, Feb 2, 2021.

Page 2 of 3
  1. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    6,822
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #21 red24/7, Feb 2, 2021
    a lad told me a tale once of a family dinner and a cousin turned up with her new boyfriend, they was late and everyone was sitting down for dinner and they rushed in and took last 2 chairs, her new boyfriend was black and everyone around table was white,no one in family had ever been out with anyone black before and after the cousin had said "sorry we are late", "could not find parking spot in street ", it all went strangely quiet for what he said felt like ages,his mum told everyone to tuck in to the Sunday dinner and still it was quiet, then all of a sudden at the end of a really long silence his dad looked at cousins new boyfriend and went " do you eat fish and chips", the lad was wtf, where did that come from
     
    Redblueunwhite and Stephen Dawson like this.
  2. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2005
    Messages:
    59,659
    Likes Received:
    26,275
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    DB3K Towers
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #22 dreamboy3000, Feb 2, 2021
    Five inches isn't a lot but it's enough.
     
  3. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    6,822
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #23 red24/7, Feb 2, 2021
    wonder why we don't measure snow in centimetres
     
  4. Dan

    DannyWilsonLovechild Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2011
    Messages:
    15,735
    Likes Received:
    19,950
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley
    #24 DannyWilsonLovechild, Feb 2, 2021
    ...... No, I'll let others go for the comedic value ;-)
     
  5. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    6,822
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #25 red24/7, Feb 2, 2021
    why is sex with a new partner like snowfall, you don't know how long it is going to last or how many inches your going to get :)
     
    Cunning Stunt and Stephen Dawson like this.
  6. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Messages:
    26,262
    Likes Received:
    22,032
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    A big massive boat
    Style:
    Barnsley
    #26 Archey, Feb 2, 2021
    It's probably about as much as you see in Barnsley to be fair.
     
    red24/7 likes this.
  7. Bossman

    Bossman Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2009
    Messages:
    14,965
    Likes Received:
    14,038
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Carlton
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #27 Bossman, Feb 2, 2021
    I think I need to put a photo on Facebook and Twitter of the snow in my garden just in case other folk haven’t noticed
     
    Cunning Stunt, Redhelen, ubique_tyke and 2 others like this.
  8. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    6,822
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #28 red24/7, Feb 2, 2021
    great line that Archey ,:)
     
  9. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    6,822
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #29 red24/7, Feb 2, 2021
    ha ha so dry ha ha
     
    Bossman likes this.
  10. Tyke_67

    Tyke_67 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    15,034
    Likes Received:
    20,686
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #30 Tyke_67, Feb 2, 2021
    lol mate, don't forget we need to know how many tins of beans you bought at supermarket :)
     
    Bossman and red24/7 like this.
  11. red

    red24/7 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2015
    Messages:
    6,782
    Likes Received:
    6,822
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #31 red24/7, Feb 2, 2021
    and how many toilet rolls you got stocked up on
     
    Tyke_67 and Bossman like this.
  12. upt

    upthecolliers Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2015
    Messages:
    2,563
    Likes Received:
    3,028
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Barnsley
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #32 upthecolliers, Feb 2, 2021
    :D:D:D
     
    Stephen Dawson and red24/7 like this.
  13. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2005
    Messages:
    15,118
    Likes Received:
    13,422
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Stairfoot, b4 famous rahnderbart
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #33 Tarntyke, Feb 2, 2021
    Thought I had, Isn’t fekin the new flippin or summert?
     
    Redhelen likes this.
  14. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2011
    Messages:
    24,964
    Likes Received:
    15,739
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Saving the world.
    Location:
    Wentworth
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #34 Mr C, Feb 2, 2021
    I suspect’Our new signing’ will know more about extreme weather than us. He did grow up on hurricane alley, after all...o_O
     
    Redhelen likes this.
  15. portsmouth tyke

    portsmouth tyke Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2011
    Messages:
    2,040
    Likes Received:
    1,953
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #35 portsmouth tyke, Feb 2, 2021
    He's probably wondering if Barnsley folk have seen Tornado's
     
    red24/7 likes this.
  16. Rosco

    Rosco Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2005
    Messages:
    6,393
    Likes Received:
    2,883
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Optimist
    Location:
    Born in Birdwell, living in Sin (well...Cheshire).
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #36 Rosco, Feb 2, 2021
    You can't drive Barnsley to Oslo, it gets too wet.
     
  17. Gimson&theBarnsleys

    Gimson&theBarnsleys Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 9, 2005
    Messages:
    7,551
    Likes Received:
    6,199
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #37 Gimson&theBarnsleys, Feb 2, 2021
    Where's the rule that all football chants have to have expletives in them?
     
  18. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2018
    Messages:
    38,034
    Likes Received:
    44,553
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Female
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #38 Redhelen, Feb 2, 2021
    No rule, but if they do I can't get upset about it personally and most do have the odd one.
     
    Wilmersdorfer Winky likes this.
  19. Don

    Donny-Red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2018
    Messages:
    5,766
    Likes Received:
    7,785
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #39 Donny-Red, Feb 2, 2021
    There's these boats - you drive onto them, go across the water in your car, then at the other side, drive off. It's like magic :)
    (see also... trains)
     
    Redhelen likes this.
  20. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2016
    Messages:
    18,013
    Likes Received:
    20,567
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Retired, full time grandad.
    Location:
    Mapp.
    Style:
    Barnsley (full width)
    #40 Hooky feller, Feb 2, 2021
    Effin or fippin you choose. :)
    Mindst you I get told off for saying flippin ( Naughty word apparently :)) to my Grandkids. Their Parents don’t realise how much effort I have to put into that. :confused:
     
    Redhelen likes this.
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 2 of 3

Share This Page