I’ve only just realised that fisting is allowed

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #1 Tyketical Masterstroke, Jan 22, 2021
    How is that allowed? It's not exercise and it's not essential? It's sitting for hours on a bed, sofa or gynaecological chair and having someone shove their hand up you like a stuffed puppet.

    Why is that allowed but nobody else can sit in a park?
     
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    #2 BarnsleyReds, Jan 22, 2021
    I saw this before seeing SuperTyke’s thread and was very confused.
     
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    #3 Thrappo Tyke, Jan 22, 2021
    You and me both!
     
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    #4 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    your very brave and it had to be done, lol,reminds of this song

    "where the people are so gay "



    theres that song ruined for everyone ,tyketicals fault not mine
     
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    #5 Merde Tete, Jan 22, 2021
    Maybe it's to prevent crowds of non socially distanced doggers?
     
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    #6 Terry Nutkins, Jan 22, 2021
    Fisting is one of my favourite pastimes.

    They better not take away my freedoms.
     
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    #7 Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
    Tried it but didn't like it. I like to feel my finger on the clit.
     
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    #8 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    the modern man will be so much better at sex, think a woman invented the playstation controller, back in my day if you was good at Subbuteo it helped a bit, unless you went for a 35 yard screamer before the opposition was fully warmed up
     
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    #9 Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
    Open up the petal of a little flower.
     
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    red24/7 Well-Known Member

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    #10 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    you could write 50 shades of west stand red paint novel
    the new raunchy book set in 1979, all kipper ties and boot room action, feel free to change to an era of your choice
     
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    #11 Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
    I once left my shitty boxers floating in the West Stand Bogs after I farted and followed through during Burnley in the Cup.
     
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    #12 BrunNer, Jan 22, 2021
    Er...get Rammell on?
     
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    #13 Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
    He did the fisting celebration with the bunny hop.
     
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    #14 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    yes that can go in there, will be a best seller
     
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    #15 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    50 shades of west stand red , about a young shy half time draw girl, who meets a first teamer, who gets her involved in kinky stuff like leaving the big light on and taking the duvet off the bed
     
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    #16 Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
    Can the girl be a dwarf?
     
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    #17 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    might be a problem ,I have already started with they met eye to eye, unless first teamer is Chris Shuker
     
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    #18 Stephen Dawson, Jan 22, 2021
    I was just thinking half-time dwarf.
     
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    #19 red24/7, Jan 22, 2021
    lol, ha ha , yes we could have some nasty away fan, say in blue and white striped shirt say that as walking past and reds fans wade into him, saying no prejudice here and get your facts right she is a midget can you not see she as proportional arms and legs
     
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    #20 Scoff, Jan 22, 2021
    Got to post this here. Apologies to everyone. Don't watch/listen if you are of a gentle disposition or under the age of 30!!

    You have been warned...

     
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