Brazillian Variant Covid

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  1. Brush

    Brush Well-Known Member

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    How do you shave a virus?

    I'll get me coit...
     
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    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    Dunno. It’s a hard nut to crack. 2 jokes in one. You’re welcome..:)
     
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    Cunning Stunt Well-Known Member

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    Apparently if the lady is sporting a full 70's lady garden then no vaccine is required. It's the new age trendy trimmers that should fear the Brazilian.

    Stay safe. Stop shaving. If you can shave then shave. If you can't shave then don't shave.

    Boris sez!
     
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    pompey_red, Jan 15, 2021
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    oh the 70s, when the only thing that got trimmed was the privet
     
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    Nowt like a nicely pruned bush.
     
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    Well said Nigel Farage.

     
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    pompey_red Well-Known Member

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    he doesn’t like them foreigners coming over here does he!
     
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    If there was one man I had a free punch at without consequence, he’d be the one.
     
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    Dear BBC
    Thus thread is a disgrace. It started off as an interesting idea about covid but then became unfunny, smutty and downright crude. We taxpayers deserve better.
    Yours
    Mr. Hedges
    Shepherds Bush
     
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    I could wear my shoes out on him. I'd then go and put another pair on and continue the good work.
     
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    This thread with its bush jokes and farage references, puts me in mind of an old (**NSFW**) song from the guy behind the recent "Boris Johnson is a..." chart hit.
     
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