I came out of a shopping centre once and there was this very tall guy having his photo taken by loads of people with this little old guy. I thought at first it was some kind of weird circus promotion - turned out it was Peter Crouch. I could hear him talking to the old bloke, asking him if the photo was Ok, telling him to take care, etc., he was very kind. Then Crouchy went across the road on his own to John Lewis so I followed him. Bingo! Abbey Clancy was at perfume counter saying 'Where have you been?'
Abbey Clancy imagine Crouchy best line when asked what he would have been if he had not been a professional footballer, he went "a virgin"