Being called "sweetheart" and "darling" by shop assistants and checkout staff. And "mate" by anybody.
"Grumpy old git" would do. "Mister" would be better than "mate" I don't mind being called "Sir" by younger people....as a retired teacher I am happy with that. If you know me, call me by my name...which is what my adult students call me these days...
“Animal lovers” who don't like cats Co commentators who answer several questions with “One hundred percent” .