Having seen the thread title I've got to say, even though it may be tongue in cheek un PC, I'm a tad disappointed with the actual subject matter
It could have been about an afternoon perv in Meadowhall watching all them fit birds walking round in tight leggings and yoga pants.
Haven't been since 2007. Me and my Dad used to play snooker in Lib Club every now and again. Last time I was there we drew 2-2 away at Colchester. There weren't any birds though.
Laura loves the Harvester Breakfast there but I prefer Toby Carvery with Yorkshire pudding and gravy on it.
Nice. I've just realised you've managed to turn a thread into talking about food.....lol How's the walking going btw