A joy to be alive... or not, if you watch afternoon tv.

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  1. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    Just come in for a cuppa from my work and on tv were the adverts at 2.45 pm....
    I know I've said this before but this week in particular it's so depressing.
    simplicity cremations/ stiltz home lifts/ wiltshire farm foods home meals delivery/ blind ex servicemen/ nhs repeat prescriptions.
    Thank goodness I've got my wife for fun and laughter .... oh, hang on .... back to the adverts !
     
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    Egham Tyke Well-Known Member

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    and you get a free pen when you take out life insurance. :(;)
     
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    Cheers I'll make a cheese and tomato sandwich.
     
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    Egham Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Just had to go to the post office for work purposes and seemed to stumble into Tesco's and yes I know they're not the tastiest, and purists look away now, but a Ginsters pasty is now being consumed in my office:)
     
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    So far I’ve adopted four elephants three Donkeys
    Two puppies and helped provide water for six villages .
    It’s expensive this day time tv .
     
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    Hot or cold?
     
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    Egham Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Cold, I'm tough me
     
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    Egham Tyke Well-Known Member

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    Changing your name to Noah by deed poll Marlon ?:)
     
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    I thought you'd sold errr..... given away the dishwasher...... :D
     
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    ... a Partridge in a Pear treeeeee! :D

    Oh, too early? soz.... :D
     
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    Never too early, already got my first Christmas pudding in the cupboard
     
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    I started reading this thread with the expectation that we would have been discussing Rachel Riley's attire for the day but alas sadly it's not the case *sob
     
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    Or buy some new binoculars like Barry in the Sunlife ad... for piking off your neighbours bedroom windows....sorry, I mean birdwatching.
     
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    We re breaking with family tradition and making the Christmas cake now, before my son's birthday .
     
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    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    Nope, it's still outside on the drive. Can't even get the local nobheads to steal it !
     
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    Lol mate, :)

    Seriously now.. don't you have a scrap man that drives around your end? If you put a sign on it saying scrap, they'll pick it up
     
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    Don’t forget to make one for my friend June
     
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    I love the ones at tea time advertising vaginal dryness and bladder leaks - fair puts me off my chips - lol
     
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    I know gross aren't they...
     
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    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    NUMAN. Erectile dysfunction and hair loss.
    They only need to add fat arsed and useless and I'll be well in there !
     
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