Honest John sells carrots at 20p per pound

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  1. Jay

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    What does that make Woodrow worth?
     
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    I'm no good with the imperial system.
     
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    He's a Cauley Flower ;)
     
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    Karen is selling 13 pies at £1.35 each and Tony give 9 shillings to Farooq, leaving to travel 3km at 10:00am.

    If the value of X is 357 and Y is 2, how much is Cauley Woodrow worth?
     
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    This thread reminds me of 'Ask the Family' with Robert Robinson (for older 'viewers')

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    As usual, the 'Pollicks' are winning! :D
     
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    More than £2 ******* million
     
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    Chantenay, Nantes or Autumn Kings?
     
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    Incorrect.

    Answer: "Whatever they're willing to pay."
     
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    George is 72, his new girlfriend is 24.

    How much money does George have left?
     
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    How many goals has the carrot scored at Championship level?
     
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    Finishes up with Woodrow but I couldn’t fit it in.
     
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    I was right there up until quarks and gluons :)
     
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    I’ll explain when I’ve a day or two. :)
     
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    Right OK bud. I'm busy this weekend anyway! :)
     
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    Why.? Have you got a match to watch or summat.
     
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    Yes, plus I've got someone looking at my roof (no that isn't a euphemism!) :)
     
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    Washing your hair :D
     
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    I haven't got any hair lol :)
     
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