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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else got them? Anyone had any "treatment" for them?

    My forehead looks like I've survived two machete slashes from both left and right handed assailants. It scares me to death when I forget about them and attempt a selfie.

    They've got to go. Any tips?
     
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    A hat?
     
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    Try losing your job. You'll have nothing to live for at all then, so no worries. Maybe a few grey hairs when the liquidator pops round your flat.
     
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    I hear super oversized facemasks are all the rage? ;-)
     
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    Don't take selfies? ;-)
     
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    Go for the full Joan Rivers, though thi camera might melt thi face when taking selfies.
     
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    go on a journey to Brooklyn
     
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    Some really useful tips so far......
     
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    Captain Kirk actor William Shatner away from the set of star trek was strongly rumoured to use pile cream.to rid himself of lines on his face both forehead and eyes........apparently it works really well....so I've been told
     
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    You're welcome, old friend.:D
     
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    Facelift?

    Mind you don't end up with your tackle under your chin as a sort of novelty tie....
     
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    Botox, bite the bullet. Just make sure you don't end up looking like Stallones mother.
     
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    Glad to hear it, let us know how you get on ;-)
     
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    Steam iron or trouser press. Depending on how big an area we're talking about.
     
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    I like the trouser press idea. Depending on who's wearing them.
     
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    Randy Crawford?
     
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    Somebody who has sleep lines on their thighs. Or other bits. :)
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    You don't quite get it......
     
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    Hang about, I'll read it again....

    Oh, now I get it. You dirty devil. :D
     
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