That's what he said I nearly choked on mi cuppa more chance a me signing on loan and I'm a fat 53 year old although to be honest I'd probably play more games than sick note Carroll.
Obviously BS. But if its not, he's on a pay as you play contract with Newcastle or he was recently, so if we got him on same deal it might not be too bad. But obviously isn't happening
More chance of us signing Karol Wojtyla as cover for the goalkeepers. A good chance he could rise from the dead though.
I can just see his wife who used to be in Towie moving to Barnsley and taking the kids to Sailor Sids for some spice.