Andrea Leadsom is on the next table

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    #1 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    At the hotel I’m staying at with her husband.

    What do I do?

    Is this finally the time I make a stand?

    I said I hated them last week on here.
     
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    #2 Burgundy Red, Oct 3, 2020
    That's awkward. Why are you staying at a hotel with Andrea Leadsom's husband?
     
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    #3 Reform Disco, Oct 3, 2020
    Try and sneak him out through the kitchen before she sees.
     
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    #4 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    Proper made me LOL in her face then.
     
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    #5 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    ******* hell, stop it! Haha
     
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    #6 DEETEE, Oct 3, 2020
    Tell hotel staff to put everything on her bill.
     
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    #7 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    I’m leaving the initial post without edit cos it’s funny as hell.
     
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    #8 arabian_ian, Oct 3, 2020
    Go on say something or be a whimp
     
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    #9 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    We’re paying for it all anyway.
     
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    #10 Shy Talk, Oct 3, 2020
    Ask her what she's doing in McDonalds on an MP's pay
     
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    #11 Donny Red, Oct 3, 2020
    Pull your face mask up and walk out backwards. That way, she will think that you are just
    entering the room.
     
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    #12 Jamo, Oct 3, 2020
    Discretely set them both on fire.

    Then, in the midst of the panic, pretend to try and help them to dissuade people from thinking you're a suspect.

    Then when they're both charred mounds, lean over them and say this to widespread applause and laughter


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    #13 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    Not only is she a Tory, she’s a homophobic Brexit Tory.
     
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    #14 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    TBf It’s £350 a night.

    I’m only here cos I’ve got my annual bonus and treating the Mrs.

    She’s here on all our money.
     
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    #15 Young Nudger, Oct 3, 2020
    Andrea Leadsom.
    Let’s just say - it’s a pity her husband is there.
    Nice.
    Very nice.
    Sexy lady.
    Very sexy lady.
     
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    #16 SuperTyke, Oct 3, 2020
    Homophobic Brexit racist Tory.
    Didn't she once say she wouldn't allow her kids to be taught by a woman wearing a veil ?
     
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    #17 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    Yes she did. She’s the archetypal **** Tory.
     
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    #18 SuperTyke, Oct 3, 2020
    Dear god Nudger, you can't say that with a straight face.

    Andrea Leadsom? I'd rather shag Andrea Bocelli
     
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    #19 Terry Nutkins, Oct 3, 2020
    Eh?
     
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    #20 JLWBigLil, Oct 3, 2020
    Even if she walks up to you and asks you to get your Dad's autograph, I'll still not like her!:D
     
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