This is exactly how our back four behaves at times. The only one missing is the goalkeeper doing his little party piece to start it all off. The girls/crowd behind them are looking on speechless.
He couldn't possibly give a decent analysis as the angles look different in the dance routine in picture. He'd have needed to be there in person but sadly couldn't as his leiderhausen was at the dry cleaners.
On recent performances this is more like the front four. The line of onlookers is the 6 yard box: impenetrable.