Priming the Pump ........ with Chicken or Egg

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    What comes first - Chicken or Egg ???

    What’s comes first - a successful team ..... or ....... signing quality players ???

    It’s a reyt conundrum arr tell thi.

    One things for sure - no player wants to sign for a struggling team.
    And IMO this is what’s happening right now.
    We have been linked with a shed load of players - we need a few players - but we are struggling to sign them because the club is seen as a struggling club.

    Only remedy to that is to Prime the Pump - and I mean Prime the Pump properly - so players are drawn to the club by a couple of quality signings.
    Which means of course an outlay of money to get that pump pumping.
     
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    seeing as we evolved from egg laying dinosaurs i would guess the egg
     
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    Egg would be better: I don't see how a whole chicken can fit through the nozzle.
     
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    eels fit well through a pump, well they did in penryn when we pumped a manhole out that little eels had got into pump was just p1551ng bright red out for ages
     
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    @Young Nudger: please amend thread title to reference eels, and we might be better able to help you.
     
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    Eggs= boneless chicken, careful what you order
     
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    It’s serious stuff this.
    Eels have got nothing to do with it.
     
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    Your answer is right but reasoning is out.

    we didn’t evolve from dinosaurs but fish lay eggs and fish were on the planet before land animals.
     
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    What the fook has fish got to do with Dane signing players ?
    Has tha gone funny ?
     
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    Because the present situation re secrecy surrounding the goings on at the club smell fishy

    Or


    He is possibly beam....ing over possible new signings
    A Ray of hope maybe
    He could be cod....ding us though and hiding the fact hes flounder....ing in his endeavour
    Or hes having a whale of a time
    Or hes like the rest of the loan Sharks they were trying to get into bed with at Nice
    Or hes just digging his eels in and waiting to sign billy the fish from viz
     
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