I haven't had a Mars Bar for ages. Since we shopped at Aldi we've bought Titan bars. I can't tell the difference.
Perhaps I can help. One of them is best kept in a kitchen cupboard and the other is best eaten on the way home
My memory is terrible. I've probably read it several times and forgotten. I did have my evening planned around a 7.45 kick off until a few minutes ago
Thanks to this thread I just had life on Mars belting out via Alexa. The wife was a little confused when she just walked in
Ah but all you brexiteers - did you know that Rule Britannia was out of bounds (didn't yer know it was 3 off the tee?)
Funny how this thread turned into a Bowie lyric thread and not an Undertones one I need a Mars Bar Hey raid the Spa To help me through the day I need a Mars Bar I've had total fun It helps me, makes me, work rest and play It helps me, makes me, work rest and play I never eat my dinner I push away the plate You can see I'm getting thinner Because I just can't wait To get my Mars Bar Hey raid the Spa To Patrick Moore and David Bowie And all the other stars There's evidence here to show That there's life on Mars I need a There's glucose for energy Caramel for strength The chocolate's only there To keep it the right length I need a To anybody out there who still eats Twix? Anybody on packets of Buttons? I gave them up when I was six I hope your teeth are rotten I need a Work, rest and play