You forgot to add. That your second cousin ( Who you met on an off chance) Told you that a friend of a a friend who's great Grandad happened on a conversation by the kit man at the time. Saying "that bloody booard on ars have told the football league we dunt want promoting, accoordin tut tea lady who was told by someone int tarn who was pissed and an Arsenal fan to boot. That their board told him". 100% true as I'd heard the same. "B'std booard" You conspiracy/ backhanders theorists get a grip,