What's that? Number six? Seven? Does he even know? Joking aside of course, I hope that mum and baby are doing well.
Priti Patel would like to pass on her congratulations as he becomes a father for the 300,034 974,000th time. I only said yesterday to my husband that she should be due any day now and then he can have 6 months paternity. The timing was perfect for today's PMQs.
That should give him sufficient time to think of his next reason to abdicate his responsibilities sorry I mean reason for his next holiday.
Congratulations, id just like to say that before the thread becomes a political one, WHOOOPS, too fooookin late.
Congratulations to the supreme leader, this news was what the country needed and will boost its subjects.
.....and this is a football forum....... your point is? ............ oh sorry I didn't realise Boris had an affinity for Barnsley FC