There was Ugly Ogley as well. We were cruel buggers back in the day. Ironic as well, as we were no oil paintings.
Well for many years my parents used to call me 'Little treasure'. Never thought much of it at the time but when I asked them why later on they told me it was because When I was born I looked like something that had been dug up.
I was that ugly the mid wife slapped my dad.. I was the only baby on our street who had shutters on his pram besides my parents hanging sausages around my neck so the dog would make a fuss of me they entered me into beauty contest test and a pig won it...
None, if they pull that shirt on looks, size, shape, height, width, length, weight, dunt count as long as they play Football, but aving said that John Hendrie was a little fat fooooker.