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    Scoff Well-Known Member

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    More people speak English in China than in the UK.
     
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    You'd be ace at arm wrestling
     
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    But they don't have opposable thumbs, so I feel like I'd be disqualified in any worthwhile competition.
     
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    Bloke goes into pub and says, a pint of beer and.............................a bag of nuts, barman says, why the big pause? Man says, coz I have the right to Bear arms.
     
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    I can't decide whether you've been up all night working on that one, or if you've googled it. Either way, it's awful. I'm laughing, mind, but it's awful. :D:D
     
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    It's a re-hash of a similar joke mate.

    Bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer &................................................a bag of nuts.

    Ok said the barman but why the big pause?

    Because I'm a bear came the reply. :)
     
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    Coming to a city near you al bet.
     
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    Av said once before, "the land of the free, who ever told you that is your enemy"
     
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    Thing is, that nurse would still put his life on the line to save that dumb gobshyte.
     
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