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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    For some of the more experienced BBS'ers amongst you, you may recall a particularly sensitive post I made around 10 years ago.

    I think Dyson dubbed it "Knob Tales" and it was widely regarded as one of the funniest threads the BBS had seen at the time.

    Well, as I rest a bag of frozen peas against my gooch whilst suffering with my first ever experience of a little protruding pile, please feel free to comment, offer advice or generally just use my discomfort for your Saturday evening merriment.
     
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    Top tip. make sure that if there's a hole in the bag you don't push the peas too hard in that direction
     
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    cut about 6-9 inches off a brush handle and push the offending little farmer back up the cadburys back alley. . . .and use the afore mentioned piece of wood to bite down on and drown your screams whilst doing this, trust me . . . . a fellow sufferer
     
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    Ouch.
     
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    I've suffered, thankfully not since the treatment. No words will ease the suffering and in my experience nothing works except surgery. When this is all over I would make an appointment with your GP.
     
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    I vaguely remember the thread you're referring to. Can you refresh our memories.
     
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    This is sounding hilarious ... please go on.
     
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    The diary of post circumcision.
     
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    My groin just did an outside loop
     
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    I had piles mate. Not needing surgery. Suppositories work wonders. Tip don’t swallow them as my mates wife thought that’s what you did with em. :):eek:
     
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    Ouch :confused:
     
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    That was never 10 years ago? I remember crying with laughter at it. Definitely needs resurrecting.
     
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    Probably 5 years ago.....brought tears to my eyes too :)
     
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    You'd think the OP might remember such a momentous event?!
     
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    I remember him describing some of his problems.....and that was just the tip of it :)
     
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    Think it was late 2012 me and my foreskin parted ways.
     
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    Has the tenderness subsided yet ? I seem to remember you worrying how long it would last.
     
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    Why should I be bothered, It's no skin off my nose :p
     
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