Just had 2 pickled eggs, 3 pickled onions, 3 slices of pickled beetroot, a fork full of pickled red cabbage and a dollop of piccalilli and now I'm gipping like a Blackpool donkey.
I thought it was against the law to eat pickled eggs unless they had been purchased in a chippy and consumed with chips while absolutely hammered?
The missus gave me 4 very small pickled onions! When I asked for some more she said No, That's shallot Coit required