Has one testicle, one ovary and one breast, is mixed race and bisexual, eats rice several times a week, is underweight and slightly malnourished, wears a monocle, smokes three cigarettes per day, has tried drugs and drinks regularly, has given birth to one child, has fellated two men, spends two days a week as a Christian, two as a Muslim and the other three chopping and changing between atheism and whatever else is out there, has a brother or sister that is half Chinese and another that is half Indian, has never travelled abroad, has a rudimentary understanding of Mandarin and English, and can order a beer in a number of different languages, but isn't proficient in any, has brown eyes and black hair, and can't swim or ride a bike.
