I want Jizz

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    #1 Tyketical Masterstroke, Mar 22, 2020
    I think we should sign Jizz Hornkamp, the Den Bosch striker. Totally fits the profile. Let’s be right - how many on here don’t love Jizz?

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    #2 AthersleyRed, Mar 22, 2020
    Jizz is way too old for our squad
     
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    #3 lk311, Mar 22, 2020
    Imagine the cry ‘pull him off’ when having a bad game
    Ooh matron...
     
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    #4 Merde Tete, Mar 22, 2020
    Bearing in mind that all Dutch people speak pretty excellent English, his parents must have quite an odd sense of humour to have called their kid Jizz. Especially with that surname.
     
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    #5 Jay, Mar 22, 2020
    They're pretty upset he's a professional footballer, they were hoping he'd have a career in gay porn. You know what the Dutch are like.
     
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    #6 Tyketical Masterstroke, Mar 22, 2020
    To be fair, I think it’s a shortening of his full name - Jism.
     
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    #7 MarioKempes, Mar 22, 2020
    If you think about it, he's probably just the right age. :cool:
     
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    #8 Brush, Mar 22, 2020
    Surely this is a wind up, just look at the trouser area in the picture.....
     
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    #9 Bossman, Mar 22, 2020
    It would be the first time in years I’d buy a shirt with a players name printed on the back
     
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