1000/500 sheets per roll

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  1. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    By my reckoning 1 sheet per day. That's around 18 months to 3 yrs supply per person per roll. Ya know whatta I mean. So what's the panic. :mad:
     
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    Respect to you only needing one sheet a day as for a poo it's gotta be four or if it's soft maybe 5-6 max.
     
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    Could someone in the know make a vote on the number of sheets estimated?
     
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    When my daughter comes to visit a roll tends to only last about 3 days. Fk knows what she does with it
     
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    If I’ve been on the Sam smiths I could quite easily go through half a roll
     
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    Which rolls are you using that have got 1000 sheets on them? It wouldn't fit in my bathroom
     
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    How the **** do you only use 1 sheet per day?!?

    You either eat pure fibre for every meal or you have a really shitty arse.

    The average is one roll every 3-4 days, as myself and @SuperTyke learned the other day.
     
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    Hmm. The mind boggles.
     
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    You probably won't enjoy hearing this but I couldn't help but think about you whilst on the toilet today. Just what anyone wants to hear right?
     
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    Three days for a roll is about right. Is this a shared roll you’re talking about, too?
     
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    Yes. Obviously I just take bad as I normally live on my own.
     
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    I'm now imagining you all posh with his and hers toilet rolls.
     
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    Obviously not come out as I'd hoped. :) my Italian wife only hasa wonna sheet a day also. If you go for more than a too sheets a day I a suggesta you visita doctor. Alla getta mi coita.
    Ps I wassa talkin single ply notta double ply roll. (IZAL) :confused:
     
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    Haha, just wondering why Ian thinks a roll for two people lasting 3 days means excessive use.
     
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    I even suggested to my daughter to make it go further could she please use both sides. :p
     
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    Likewise with my eldest!
     
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    I feel honoured.
     
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    Ah, the classic female tactic of spooling the paper onto the hand for twenty seven revolutions before going in to business "just in case".
     
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    Nowt worse than accidentally fingering your arsehole though, is there.
     
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