Or so says the advert at the side of the Hesgoal match I'm watching. It must be true. I'm in Gainsborough tomorrow so I'll see if I can turn a few sexy Russian babes' heads. More likely to turn a few stomachs.
Dont they look fit on the poster. The one I read said they were looking for well hung men under 30. When i turned up it was like a scene from Cocoon. Minds't you, they weren't the only ones pillocking.
There's also another ad that is on the Hesgoal page suggesting that millionaire wives in Gainsborough are on the lookout for something or other. Now I know Gainsborough pretty well and I'm struggling to think of any Gainsborough women that would fit that bill. Most of them have tattoos, greasy hair and wobble into Aldi with their keks half way down their arses. Perhaps Hesgoal have got it wrong... I only say perhaps.
My wife was teaching there on supply before Christmas for a few weeks. Maths. Might she have met you?