Play in the 'Sound of Music'. Sounds more like a part in the film rather than a head coach. Hope he does well if he gets the job mind.
On reflection Dane Murphy is Franz. He's Conway's butler there to do what he's told. Our manager should be Rolf, has a penchant for kids and is just there to deliver what a dictator wants. You are sixteen going on seventeen Baby it's time to shine You may be crap, be naive and useless-- But young enough to sign You are sixteen going on seventeen One day you'll make Paul rich Fresh off the streets, sounds great on the sheets A shame about on the pitch Totally unprepared are you, To face a world of men Timid and shy and scared are you, Of things beyond your kin You need someone older and wiser Showing you all the ropes But he's twenty nine, going on thirty So he's not in our scopes