Free Belly for Everyone

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  1. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Having indulged in several delicious curries recently, I've realised that I've got far too many bellies. As a result I'm giving them away free of charge to anyone who wants one. And ladies, don't worry, it will look like you may be expecting triplets, but appearances are deceptive.

    Oh, and I've also got lots of autumn leaves, if anyone wants some. Free of charge too.
     
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    Any spare chins ?
     
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Only one I'm afraid. First come first served. I'll get a shave now.
     
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    You can keep your bellies for those more deserving.... but can I interest you in a years supply of mucus?
     
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    I have a suspicion that this thread may well descend into a quite bad one..............

    Free nasal hair anyone?

    (and before anyone asks if there any ahem... attachments, there are - and no charge for those either....roots I mean roots...)
     
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    Free ear hair going ,
    Not sure what it’s any use for but it is free.
     
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    I have a pile of empty After Eight mint wrappers going spare. As a job lot or individually.
    It goes without saying that I won't be needing another belly.
     
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    That reminds me of the Cannock Chase, which (according to the book the Meaning of Liff) is the process of hunting through a box of After 8 wrappers to see if there's one with a mint still in it.
     
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    I’d give an arm and a leg for a new head coach.

    Anybody two faced with one to spare?
     
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    My friend was bitten by an adder at Cannock Chase.
     
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    Careful Stahlrost - the Trans lobby police wont be happy with your suggestion that only 'ladies' can expect triplets!
     
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    It would be very painful otherwise.
     
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    which reminds me !!! --

    how's fatherhood and baby George?
     
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    Going well. He's 9lb 11oz now. Strawberry blond and has his mothers good looks. He sleeps through the day and is awake all night. Loving every minute of fatherhood :)
     
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    No ta, I’ve got loads. I got kicked int back about 6 months after finishing playing and it’s been here ever since
     
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    I've tried not drinking through the week and cutting down the takeaways on a weekend. Salad instead of sarnies for my lunch and nothing works at getting rid of my belly.
     
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    I've been accused of expecting triplets on many occasions, hence my opening post.
     
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    I think there's a Chien he's not too thrilled about.
     
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    He got totalled.
     
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    Good summing up
     
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