Stoke fans views on upcoming match. Some bits made me chuckle

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  1. Redhelen

    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    #1 Redhelen, Nov 4, 2019
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    #2 On yer tyke, Nov 4, 2019
    Clash of the ***** 'uns hahahaha
     
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    #3 lk311, Nov 4, 2019
    They are certainly a lot more relaxed on there
     
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    #4 Jamo, Nov 4, 2019
    I enjoyed the bit where one of them asked if we spoke English up here.

    At least we have the good grace to sound similar to the surrounding towns and cities - Stokies all sound like less grating Scousers, despite Liverpool being nowhere near. Very confusing.
     
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    #5 Trickster Two Six, Nov 4, 2019
    Some good banter and none of the dingles ***** we get from our envious Yorkshire rivals
     
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    #6 Redstone, Nov 4, 2019
    They probably feel like we do. If we lose this one we may as well give up!
     
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    #7 dreamboy3000, Nov 4, 2019
    Someone bringing up the infamous boxing day clash when Ryan Shawcross and Ricardo Fuller somehow wasn't attacked. The only game to rival the Willard Liverpool match for someone on the pitch deserving a smack if a fan got to them.
     
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    #8 Simon De Montforte, Nov 4, 2019
    I quite like Stoke fans. They dont seem quite as deluded as other big city clubs. Maybe that's because they've won less than us in their long history.
     
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    #9 lannoy, Nov 4, 2019
    How do you take the piss out of someone from Stoke when nobody knows anything about the place?
     
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    #10 Jamo, Nov 4, 2019
    There isn't a proper city centre so to speak, so you get off the train and there's nothing. Absolutely nothing. And where there are things (Hanley, Burslem etc) it's not good.

    All the Stokies I've met have a toned down Liverpudlian accent for some reason.

    They like oatcakes (like a wholemeal pancake) - these are actually very nice with egg, bacon etc

    Neither the Britannia, nor Vale Park are anywhere near the main station. Which is really helpful.

    There, everyone's learned a few things about Stoke now.
     
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    #11 DusThaNoIII, Nov 4, 2019
    No chance. They will probably be pretty relaxed they’ve got lots of money to spend in jan and the core of a good team that just isn’t clicking. We however are more likely to sell than strengthen in January
     
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    #12 Redstone, Nov 4, 2019
    Ment it more in the "FFS is we can't beat Barnsley......" kind of a way.
    Yes objectively I agree regardless of the result this weekend they have a greater chance of turning things around than us.
     
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    #13 Cunning Stunt, Nov 4, 2019
    Seem a rather down to earth bunch judging off that small look into their bantz
     
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    #14 Tyketical Masterstroke, Nov 4, 2019
    Standard Stoke dweller:
     
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    #15 Dalestykes, Nov 4, 2019
    How can that lad have managed to attend Willowgarth living so far away!
     
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    #16 lk311, Nov 4, 2019
    Looks like a 90’s Phil Taylor
     
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    #17 mansfield_red, Nov 4, 2019
    He looks like someone has used CGI to merge Max and Paddy from Phoenix Nights
     
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    #18 DannyWilsonLovechild, Nov 4, 2019
    Phew. I'm so glad there are no stupid people who voted Leave and that there aren't any morons in Barnsley at all, ever, in the history of man.

    Now... lets get together, scrounge some nice big rocks for when we've built our lovely house of glass.
     
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    #19 Burgundy Red, Nov 4, 2019
    Sent this to a Stoke-supporting friend of mine. She says "May the worse team lose".
     
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    #20 Tyketical Masterstroke, Nov 4, 2019
    I agree with Joris Bonson about this.
     
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