Pube shaving advice

Am I in the monitory here?

I don't shave mine . .... I get the Mrs to do it!
I can never get the "line" between belly hair and public hair straight!
It'd look silly if it was wonky!

So I get the Mrs to trim it all up, it's much easier... I've even been known to use Veet to get a nice smooth finish, especially if I am on to a winner for our monthly 4 minute session!

Keep it clean . Keep it shaven. Keep it real

 

Seeing as you've mentioned Veet I think it's time to revisit its Amazon reviews.....
https://funnyjunk.com/Do+not+put+on+knob+and+********/funny-pictures/4893033/

 

You are overly manscaping. Fact.

 

Veet the beast mate gets it down to the wood

 

At beginning of 6 week summer holidays loads of lads go to barbers and have patterns shaved into there heads.

Have you thought about nipping to one of them Turkish barbers in tarn and seeing if they can do a pattern on yer ball sack ?

 

I recently went into the Northern General for an operation which meant I had my upper torso shaved - I was in agony for weeks afterward, not as a result of the operation, but the growing back of my chest hair drove me wild - itching so much but I could not alleviate it - I was so fragile/delicate due to the operation.

The thought of shaving down below and the accompanying itching wold mean I'm sure I could not resist the temptation to rub it. I can only foresee people calling me out for w**king (no not walking) wherever I went. Best all round if I don't engage in the exercise.

 

In today’s health and safety conscious world you are considered a fire hazard.

 

Muslim men and women should remove armpit and pubic hair at least every 40 days.
Sikhs forbid cutting and shaving body hair.
Hindus - men shave head when elder dies - women when widowed.
Buddhist - baby's heads shaved for purification -- head shaved if becoming a monk.
(thanks to Google)

Any professional pubes removers around - I mean where do you start on yourself?

 

True story. I'm one of the few blokes in the UK to have had their hand between Thatcher's legs.

 

I can confirm that this is true, from horrendous personal experience.

 

So you are the reason that Thatcher identified as female?

 

I'm afraid you've managed to combine 2 of my posts into one, with horrible results

My comment about "horrendous personal experience" was concerned with unintentional contact between a pair of scissors and a scrotum, while the scissors were in mid snip. The pain was horrendous.

The comment about "hand between Thatcher's legs" is a true story which is far too grotesque to go into further details about.

 

You really can’t stop there. I’m hoping you are a registered gynaecologist because otherwise you’re not very good with the ladies.

 

Hope he said to her "i know a c#nt when I see one" if he is.

 

Ive got this, no actually I have. Treat yourself to a washable (important) ear, eyebrow and nose hair trimmer. Multi functional. No more tangled mass of arse hair either. Say goodbye to your clags and winnits.

No thanks required.

 

Right, here goes....you're going to be disappointed though!

It was summer 1987, My wife and I were at an event in Pebble Mill studios in Birmingham, representing our then company (www.abielectronics.co.uk) in a business competition - we were one of 10 finalists. Margaret Thatcher was to present the prize to the eventual winners. The event was organised as a mini exhibition, where each of the 10 finalists set up a small stand to display their products. Thatcher and her entourage visited each stand in turn to look at the products and chat to the business owners. Included in the "entourage" was a camera man (similar to an earlier version of @YTBFC) and a sound man with a huge microphone which looked like it had been inserted into a long haired cat.

As she approached me on our stand, the bloke with the microphone dropped it in front of her, and instinctively I reached down with my hand to pick it up. At this precise moment Thatcher took another couple of steps forward, resulting in her straddling my outstretched hand with her legs. Her security men stared at me, and I slowly withdrew my hand and went red. God knows what would have happened if my wife hadn't been watching.

 

What a comeback, take a bow sir, absolutely on the nail

 

It was the way the cameraman poked his camera right in your face, and back in 1987 they really were in your face, it must have weighed a ton. I didn't realise it at the time but it was a premonition of what @YTBFC will be like at the final whistle when Patrick Schmidt has just scored 17 goals on his home debut in yet another win.

 

Just think what would have happened if you had picked it up and "accidently" shoved it up her ar5e......hero status....knighthood....freedom of tarn