According to reputable sources within the club, Smiths fans have terminated the services of Stephen Morrissey, with much sadness & regret. Citing cultural/political differences. Ending a glorious tenure of 35 years. Johnny Marr has taken over control of this illustrious legacy, with immediate effect. "Every animal life is equally as valuable as that of a human, of fcking course. That should be a given, for any sane person. But if you differentiate between species, then racial discrimination is not just confused, but hateful. & there is no place in the movement for you. despite my lonely, teenage, not altogether unpleasant, bedroom memories." - said one, obviously disappointed, bespectacled, middle aged Barnsley fan from Wentworth, South Yorkshire..
I don't know if this is real or staged. But John doesn't need Morrissey. Get Mike & Andy back in the band. There's life in the old dog yet.. No player is bigger than the club..? Unless your name is Leonardo Messi or John Lennon. Yes, I've had a little drink..