Yesterday Morrisons were selling 1kg punnets of strawberries for £2.

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    #1 Mr Badger, Jul 25, 2019
    Down from £4.
    Maybe they are selling the last batches but chuff me.. they are gorgeous !!
    Just had to buy 4 punnets, troffing them like sweeties.
     
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    #2 Baka, Jul 25, 2019
    Cool story, bro.
     
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    #3 Sprotbrough Red, Jul 25, 2019
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    #4 Mr Badger, Jul 25, 2019
    Went back again today, racks full of 1kg strawbs at £4.
    Asked the assistant why they were now £4 and she said apparently it had been a mistake to sell them at £2 but they had had to see it through, but now they were back to £4.
    I took two to the till, then looked at my receipt.... £2 each !!!
    Left hand/right hand/total **** up !
     
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    #5 Jimmy viz, Jul 25, 2019
    This story is more enigmatic and gripping than the Brothers Karazamov
     
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    Changed my life.
     
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    #7 Mr Badger, Jul 25, 2019
    I'm struggling to think how I can embellish it more tomorrow. There's only so much strawberry action one can write about.
    Help me out.
     
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    #8 Jimmy viz, Jul 26, 2019
    Possibly add a bit of raspberry action. Maybe the occasional gooseberry. Me and the kids picked some gooseberries at Farmer Copley’s today life doesn’t get more rock n roll than that.
     
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    #10 Sprotbrough Red, Jul 26, 2019
    I'm on tender hooks to know what you had them with, was it single or double cream, do you add sugar or not...... Come on man I can't take the suspense must longer tell us....
     
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    #11 portsmouth tyke, Jul 26, 2019
    Slice them, sprinkle with sugar, leave overnight in the fridge and you will embellish it more tomorrow, enjoy
     
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    #12 thetykester, Jul 26, 2019
    I like the wonkey ones at a quid a chuck.
     
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    #13 JamDrop, Jul 26, 2019
    What will you be embellishing it with tomorrow? Chocolate sauce, cream? I need to know the end result.
     
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    #14 Mr Badger, Jul 26, 2019
    Oh to hell with it. I can't hold back any more.
    I scoffed them straight out of the punnet, and what's more despite the advice on the label I didn't wash them !
    There.
     
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    #15 Marlon, Jul 26, 2019
    I really wanted to give you a like for that but you put tender hooks instead of tenterhooks and I am really struggling lol.
    Oh go on then .
     
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    #16 shenk1, Jul 26, 2019
    Rebel :p
     
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    #17 TitusMagee, Jul 26, 2019
    Living on the edge, there. It's like watching that Motley Crüe Netflix film all over again. :D

    What do you have planned next? Hiding a few twigs in your household waste bin? Leaving the seat up?
     
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    #18 Sprotbrough Red, Jul 26, 2019
    Haha I was salivating over how tender the strawberries were that got me all finger happy
     
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    #19 Sprotbrough Red, Jul 26, 2019
    You animal but I like your style
     
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    #20 portsmouth tyke, Jul 26, 2019

    Certainly not sauce, a nice bit of whipped cream, the dogs swingers
     
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