At least this one's true unlike all the unsubstantiated ******** that invades this board every transfer window.
Reminded me of the time Bruce Forsyth visited his local Old Folks Care home. He asked one old boy " do you know who I am.?" The bloke nodded towards a middle aged woman on the opposite side of the room who was wearing a blue uniform and said " I don't, but ask Matron, she'll be able to tell you."