"Comedian" Frankie Allen appearing at oakwell

That's 'I'm' proper into squirrel porn. Not that I enjoy getting all grammarist on your unique perversions, mate..

 

Hopefully our club see sense and cancel the evening so we don't give a racist, sexist, homophobic "comedian" a platform to perform.

 

I know !!

 

Crap thing about this, is that these comments (if true..?) are not even part of his act, it sounds like real life wankerness. Only thing Havana Red got wrong, is he didn't add the source of his quote.
Whereabouts at Oakwell is he playing anyway? West Stand Bogs?
T'other Frankie. the progressive, politically sound, if a bit overweight, Scotch ****, who's actually funny - would no doubt sell out the whole blummin ground.* Gerrim booked, Mr Chien.
* Except the bits where segregation is an issue & the other half of the West Stand...

 

You’ve got to be ******* kidding me... Are you on crack?

 

The source is from Chortle, a UK comedy listing and news site. The article is just over a year old and it included a video of Allen as evidence. However the video will not now play stating it has been removed by copyright of Frankie Allen.

I guess he would have asked for everything to be removed if he hadn't said anything distateful.

 

I suppose he had it taken down because it's hearsay without evidence. Unless he gets brought up legally.
Just thought about acknowledging source mate, to avoid unnecessary nonsense..

 

Same Frankie Boyle who has over the years, made jokes about the disabled, kids getting abused, odd racist comment. That Frankie Boyle.

 

Is this thread a contender for the close season thread of the year?

 

Nudger’s going to have raise his game.

 

Yes & no..

 

If he’s funny, I’m booking. I’ll tell you after if he was funny enough. If he’s racist, I’ll call him out there and then. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

 

I am funnier than him. And my material is neither racist or sexist or homophobic.


A snap shot-


When me and my brother were kids I used to make him swallow a torch. Now some folk might think that as cruel but you should have seen his little face light up every time I did it.


When I was at primary school I can always remember a teacher asking me "Jack can you give me a word starting with the letter "B" that you are not very good at"

I replied "Spelling miss".

Just come back from a positive thinking course. It was rubbish.

When I heard you could be a sperm donor by post I came in a jiffy.

My next door neighbour has recently had a penis extension. Now the back of his house looks really stupid.

I phoned my local fitness centre up and asked if someone could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" they guy asked. I said "I can do Tuesday and Thursday evenings"

I thank you.