My wife hasn’t buttered my toast right to the edge this morning

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry. She'll be gone by the end of January like the rest of them.
     
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    At least her fanny doesn’t resemble a dead stingray
     
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    What a b*tch. She just doesn't care any more. She was buttering to the edge when Winkler was here.

    I'd drive her to Sunderland myself if they made an offer!!
     
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    How do you know?...
     
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    Transfer Rumours (@rumours134)

    30/01/2019, 08:30

    Good morning everyone. Our sources at the Bbs forum have told us #SWFC have made an enquiry for the soon to be former wife of Tyketical Masterstroke with regards a loan deal till the end of the season. The wife is keen but #swfc are wanting a bigger wage contribution from #barnsleyfc - current Bbs owner Gally cited irreconcilable differences. “All I can say at this moment in time is it’s personal matter regarding toast”, it’s believed that Martin Cranie is showing late interest in the wife....watch this space!
     
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    That’s what you get when you don’t invest in Spreadable
     
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    She needs replacing for a few breakfasts ,
    What’s subs bench looking like?
    You might have to change formation to accommodate sub . Try havin weetabix in a diamond formation.
     
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    Jonny Cradock always said that good doughnuts should look like Fanny's !
     
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    That's utterly butterly
     

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