Blimey! What's one of them? Can I get Sky Sports on it or will it just show matches between furriners?
I read on the internet that after Brexit we'll have no food on the UK for at least 6 months. The Brexit Box contains enough food for 30 days for an average person. What could possibly go wrong?
Will the Brexit boxes be free using the £350 mil a week we're saving? Will I be able to get one sent to Ireland?
Ok. Pop over once the cricket season's started. Will there be smoked salmon and those tins of pre mixed gin and tonic in there?
I've sent for the Brexit Box - Special Poser's Edition. No food... just hair gel, body spray and whitening toothpaste. A steal at £200.