Countdarn: 4 days left..

......... to clean pigeon ***** off the seats.

 

Go for it ground staff you know you can do it.

 

Some people say the Barnsley ground staff are just a set of idle *****, I for one do not believe it and have every faith in you looking after the needs of the customer.

 

Go ground staff, Go ground staff. Go ground staff.

 

Lieutenant pigeon is circling the grounds now looking to dump his Mouldy old Dough

 

Now then. Where's MrsHallsToffeerolls' seat?

 

Its got me satnaved Lil am telling thi.

 

Can't you admire their shooting (I THINK that's the term I'm looking for!) accuracy?

 

No

I `d like an owl tied to mi seat til next match. Feathered variety obviously.

 

Maybe we could take some of their DNA and slip a bit into Kieffers half time lucozade

 

I think Kieffer will be our top scorer this season.

 

Owl would be covered in pigeon **** if they know it’s tied

 

I miss the days when our top scorer didn't get double figures. MacDonald, Agnew, Lowndes and Wylde all fighting it out to scrape to the rarified heights of 9 ;-)

 

Why do they specifically pick on you?

 

Me, too. However, I think Moore will get into double figures. Although I do accept that offering praise to any of our players will make me a pariah on here!

 

Not just me but seats around me aswell, underneath where they sit. At one time we used to bring in a bird of prey to see pigeons off but that went around admin time I think.

 

Where do you sit?

 

Bloody hell Marlon, dash mi plans why dunt tha.

 

On mi arse.

 

I'd hope he'd get that many. We've not seen enough to see if he gets on a scoring streak if he's a confidence player. Winnall went on some crazy scoring runs, then would go lots of games without scoring.

Maybe he just needs to be a bit calmer. He's getting plenty of chances which is a good thing. He could be a huge asset the way he bosses defenders, can only see that increasing in league 1. I just hope we don't hoof it to him as the easy get out.