England through and in Scotland things go from bad to worse for Arabian Ian

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  1. North Yorks Red

    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    In fairness to Ian it's all in fun. Well almost. Just got a very magnanimous call from him.
    He was cheered up by the fact he doesn't need to buy a new shirt for the quarter final. Just sew a Swedish badge over the Colombian one.
    :D
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Tbf the OP was only a wind up, I like Ian
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    He's not bad for a Scotsman.
    He's gonna be livid I've blown his hard bitten tartan terror cover though.
    :D
     
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    OK well done to you lot in Englandshire. You won a very evenly contested game. Penalties are always a lottery. It was an exciting end to the game. Disappointing admitadly but you won and now I am Swedish. LOL
     
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    Good lad. Help yourself to a pickled herring.
     
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    Always thought you were better suited with a blonde tbh
     
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    Marlon my ex wife was blonde. :(
     
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    Marlon Well-Known Member

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    Nowt but trouble whatever hair colour
    It’s not the hair it’s their mouths that’s problem especially when they talk through it
     
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    Mine talks through her arse...
     
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    Then a butt plug is perhaps what you need.
     
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    Your ex wife was called Marlon?
     
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    HaHa just a bit of bad grammar.
     
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    Did somone want me?
     
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    It's an easy mistake to make. They were both wearing kilts when they met. :D
     

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