Churtonred's a d***

and if you don't like the offensive way I've phrased it f**k you.

 

Ahh, there's no arguing with the facts in some cases mate.
Although I'd have preferred pompous, opinionated d**k to be honest.

 

That was harder to spell

 

FFS Personal insults should not be permitted.
Have an opinion by all means but to resort to that type of comment is in my opion not on.

You Super Tyke have gone right down in my opinion.

 

It was a joke

 

OK pal sorry I jumped the gun there. Maybe I should have read previous comments. My mistake.

 

No worries

 

What happens when you come in from the pub and enter a conversation you know fk all about.

 

Story of my life mate!!..always drops me in the s**t.

 

Talking of being a d**k. We had a bbq last night and, because ee had no stand for the bbq grille I decided to use some left over wooden shelving I'd cannibalised recently to make a stand.
Men Behaving Badly anyone?

 

I'll see your Men Behaving Badly and I'll raise you a 'I've burnt our hedge darling'

 

If you're gonna go, go big!

 

My next door neighbours lad went over to his girlfriend's house whilst her parents were on holiday, set up the Barby...thought it had gone out...poured some petrol on, the can exploded throwing fuel all over the garden shed...fortunately he was only slightly singed but the shed and a couple of grand's worth of ride on lawnmower and garden tools went up in smoke.

 

I say hedge....................it's more of an overgrown leylandii, well more succinctly was an overgrown leylandii