F*ckin ex wives

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  1. Old Goat

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    No need for excuses...There's no shame in admitting you can't lay a decent patio.
     
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    Cheeky bugger!:D
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Saw the wedding photo. You have not changed a bit. ;)
     
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    Where did you see the wedding photo, old mate?
    You're right, of course. On the day we married, I had a full head of hair, stood 6ft 3 inches tall and weighed ten and a half stones. Thirty four years later and I'm still the same height!:D
     
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    On FB mate. I'm friends with Crystal remember
     
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    Oh arr, forgot about that.
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    It really surprised me that you chose to get married in your tag wrestling outfit. Must say it was different.
     
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    Best bit x 3!

    Dear do though :eek:
     
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    I thought the carnation looked quite impressive pinned to my pink leotard!:D
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    I think it was meant to be pinned further up, nearer your shoulder. Having it pinned on your crutch just looked silly.
     
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    Rubbish! It was the perfect place to pin a pink carnation!
     

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